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Can You
Handle The Truth? "Sometimes when I watched those guys play last year, we said, 'I hope they're seniors because I can't stand watching them play much longer'." South Carolina football coach, Steve Spurrier, giving a frank breakdown of his defensive players at the USC Media Day. Rednecks
Beware "Do NASCAR fans have a sense of humor? Because the joke is on them." Milwaukee Journal writer Duane Dudek's opinion on the movie Talladega Nights starring Will Ferrell. Bird
Brain "Did you hear the latest addition to the injured reserve?" Atlanta Falcons' owner Arthur Blank standing on the sideline at practice suffered a slight tear of the rotator cuff after being side-swiped by player Fred McCrardy. Pocket
Rockets "If I'm watching a golf tournament Sunday afternoon with my family, I'm a lot more comfortable watching a commerical for pokerstars.net than I would be watching a commercial for Cialis." PGA Tour player and avid poker player Paul Azinger commenting to the St. Petersburg Times about his new sponsor. |
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