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Soup "I didn't know he could tell the future...he's gonna feel like a dummy, when we beat him." Maryland's Lance Ball, after learning that Clemson's James Davis guaranteed a win over the Terps. Clemson dominated Maryland 30-17 in College Park. Show
Me The Money "I hope I'm not Shelley Long leaving 'Cheers'." Columnist Rick Reilly, after announcing he's leaving SI for ESPN. By the way: Reilly signed a 10 million dollar deal with the "Worldwide Leader". Hush "You could look at a guy cross-eyed and get a technical foul....I've got no shot." LSU basketball coach John Brady discusses the NCAA's new rule that tries to eliminate cussing. Tennessee
Waltz "It was a good game for television, but not for us...we just played good enough to get our butt beat." First Vandy, now the Vols...a dejected Steve Spurrier, after his Gamecocks dropped their second consecutive game to a team from the Volunteer state. Matt
Damon Wannabe "I would rather say the line...'I worship you, Satan' than say my favorite baseball team is the Yankees." The talentless Ben Affleck...'nuff said. |
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